ON THE BLUE FRONT…
My dog Blue is shedding like crazy. He did not shed one hair the first 3 months we had him and now I’ve swept up enough hair in the last week to make a set of pillows for a family of four. Might just do that. But seriously, dogs do this right? But is there a season for it? He wasn’t doing it before. I found his hairs on my laptop, and get this, in the microwave. How does a dog get his hair in my microwave? Come to think of it I am missing a couple of microwave dinners too. Will investigate further and let you know. Also, and I am embarrassed to
Who the hell is Lassie and why does Timmy keep falling in the well?
say this because I am sure he would not want me to talk about it,- he loves dog shit. Other dogs shit. I have to watch real carefully during walks. He will stop at a pile of dog shit and then look at me. I then look at him and tell him no. He then looks at the crap again and then at me again and again I say no. Then he starts walking off and just as he clears the pile of crap he does a back flip with a 1/2 twist and lands in the crap on his back and starts bathing in it. Dog has issues. Either I am going to have to just put a diaper on him and keep inside or find those other dog owners and have them pick up their dog crap. Stupid Blue. Oh, and by the way, every time he wants to go outside he gets all exited and stares at me. I always say “What’s wrong Lassie? Did Timmy fall in the well?”. He never gets it. Stupid Blue.
ON THE KEURIG FRONT…
My Keurig coffee machine is awesome and is getting a great work out. I’ve only had it a month or two and I have now officially spent more money on the coffee than was spent on the machine itself. Very clever Keurig. Very clever indeed. I see what you did there. I found myself scouring the internet for coupons the other day for those damn Keurig pods. I need to find a Keurig addiction support group out there before I start spending rent money on coffee pods, or my heart gives out, whichever comes first. If you know of one let me know.
ON THE BOOK FRONT…
Ha! You didn’t even know there was a book front did you? Yep, best kept secret since the meeting between the Russians and Trump Jr. But I’ll put it out there. I really do want
to publish 2 of my books before the year is out. I know I said that last year, but as it turned out, I am a liar. Not a Donald Trump level liar, but a liar none the less. I had time to finish them last year, but I just wasn’t feeling it and did not realize that was not a good enough reason not to do it. Okay, that was lie too. I did realized that was not a good enough reason, but it just sounded like too much work. Okay, lie #3, I knew it wasn’t too much work, I just didn’t want to do it. I want to this time. I mean, if I can blog almost every day, I can put some work into a couple of books. Why the hell not. (check with me later while I come up with lie #4)
I hope all my readers (both of you, lol) had a great week and I look forward to whatever next week brings.