What does a police detective do after he retires? Who knows? It's a mystery.
You should be writing, but you're not. You have updates to do, but you're just not feeling it today. Being on WordPress is not a job (except for those of you for which it is a job) and you probably should do what you can to enjoy it. It's supposed to be fun, right? Well... Continue Reading →
"Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping."- Mr. Rogers I know who you are. You are the person that can’t help but tear up every time you hear the song “Fight Song”. You can’t see a small child with a beanie cap covering their entire scalp without wondering if they... Continue Reading →
I don't remember ever planning to be a cop. Shit happens. - Me I know what the inside of a baby looks like after his father threw him across the room. I know what 6 dead men look like because they weren't able to run out of a room fast enough when gang members rushed... Continue Reading →
Not long ago I saw a movie called Walter. It was about a guy who thought he was given the authority to decide who would go to heaven or hell after they die. Well, today I am Walter. Here is my top ten list of those people that are going to hell. Make sure and... Continue Reading →
A few blog posts ago I posted about 10 of the things I tell Blue every day. After that post I realized that Blue is just about the only living thing I talk to nowadays on a regular basis, in person at least. Sure I text, message, and email all kinds of weirdos all day... Continue Reading →
I am kidding, of course. I am more than capable of pretending to be a blogger while pretending to write a book. Far be it from me to fail at just one thing at a time. I can fail miserably at several things simultaneously. It's a gift, really. Don't misunderstand, I have the "potential" to... Continue Reading →
The Olympics today reminded me of this post I wrote when I saw the last Olympics. Which weren't winter Olympics. I don't watch winter Olympics because everyone knows that's just about a thousand different ways to slide on ice. Which is just weird if you really think about it. I was watching the Olympics today... Continue Reading →
Blogging is not writing. It's just graffiti with punctuation. - from the movie Contagion Long before I started a blog I saw the movie Contagion, starring Matt Damon and that blonde girl (Iron Man's girlfriend) whose name I can never remember, and have no desire to Google. The movie was about a quick spreading and... Continue Reading →
In honor of Valentine's Day I'm posting an old Facebook post about my girls and their search for vatos locos when they were in their early teens and too stupid to know any better. They are no longer in their teens (see what I did there?). Disclaimer: No gang members were hurt during the writing... Continue Reading →
